Now I wanna talk about something that would completely change the way i'd live. If my heart suddenly stopped and I was dead for at least one minute and they were able to revive me, I would just consider the fact that I am reanimated and that I'm gonna die twice. Like, how crazy would that be? Technically, any who is revived is a zombie by definition. That definition being a dead body coming back to life. Modern medicine continues to amaze me.
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| Here is some spooky lightning hitting the ground. |
Also, if I had a very nice tropical vacation in the islands of Hawaii or Dysfonctionnile or whatever, I would love to swim in the ocean. The tropical waters are so beautiful and nice to swim in but there's one downside too. The chance of drowning. Who knew that a couple pumps on one's chest could allow them to push water out of their bodies so that they could inhale oxygen and release carbon monoxide. Cheating life is so cool.
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| Pfft, water is delicious! |
Another cool thing I wanna discuss is the tale of Phineas Gage. This guy was in charge of building railroads as an American Railroad Construction Foreman. But one day, this metal rod went completely through his skull, piercing his frontal lobe. Surprisingly, he survived the accident and the fact that a metal rod went completely through his skull and he lived, is amazing. Only downside though, is that the frontal lobe controls one's personality so this guy was completely different. I actually wish this would happen to me because my personality is non-existent, so maybe this new personality would get me some friends.
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| Well, being blind sucks. But having friends is better. |
In the end, cheating life is completely possible but maybe it's a little hard to pull off. Other than that, it's super cool and in some cases, cheating life gets you more friends hopefully. Or maybe you become a zombie. Who knows?
Hey Brousseau, great blog man. You're making me laugh while reading this, and I'm enjoying myself while reading your posts. I believe your topic at hand is very interesting, and, let's be honest, very entertaining. I love reading your blog to get a good laugh, but also to learn new stuff on a topic that I didn't even knew existed. I encourage you to keep on posting!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you. I appreciate that you find my blog funny. Personally I found that my blog was kinda boring so with this post I tried my best to make it as funny as possible. I'm really glad I thought you a thing or two and that I entertained you. Till next time!
DeleteYou Matty B! Wait, Matty Brousseau, That's a lot better. I just wanted to say I really enjoyed reading your blog, it's quite interesting. I really like how you pumped up your visuals that really helps in the whole reading process and the funny captions to the photos gave me a good laugh. I really like your topic because it's it happens all around us. At school, at work, sports etc. It's something that we all need to learn and retain so we can avoid doing this kind of stuff. Anways I'm going on but keep posting!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah the cheating seems to never stop. Even after all my warnings, the entire world doesn't listen. For real though, I'm really glad you like my blog. Alot of the things I type about are important but I guess only like four people comment on them. (You, Brian, Bolton and Anthony) Anyways, thanks!
DeleteHello Brousseau I very much enjoy coming to read your blogs when you post because of the very interesting perspective you have. Do you find that people that cheat death are extremely lucky or have they done something in the past to reach the point of being capable of doing so? Thank you for the post!
ReplyDeleteI believe in all honesty that cheating death involves alot of luck. Best example of this is the case with lightning because it involves purely statistics. You only have a certain odd of getting hit and a certain odd of surviving. So technicaly, even if you die from lightning, you're lucky from getting hit by it.
DeleteHey Matt Brousseau, I just read your post and I think that it is pretty interesting, though personally, I think being a zombie would be kind of weird yet still kind of cool in a way. Also I was wondering if when you die then come back to life, does your age restart? So like when you come back are you 0 again because you just became alive again?
ReplyDeleteWell here's the thing. If every single person that has ever been resuscitated was declared 0 years old when they came back to life, it just wouldn't make sense. They didn't stop existing and then started existing again. They simply became dead for a short period of time and then came back to life.
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