Conclusion and Brousseau's final professional opinion.

Hello everyone! Sadly, it's now the end of the year so this marks my final blog post. Or is it? Anyways, I thought if its gonna be the last post of the school year I might as well make it good. You know? Make it full of interesting and funny remarks from yours truly, Mathieu Sylvain George Charbonneau Gauthier Brouillard Brousseau. Now, I have talked about several different forms of cheating in the last couple of months. Some of those include: sports, video games, in school and even cheating death! So those all got me thinking, in general, is cheating a good idea? Like, are the pros and cons balanced out? Are the pros bigger than the cons? Are the cons bigger than the pros? Well, today I am gonna delve deeper than anyone ever has on this subject because this is my grand finale to end it all, kinda.

This is me delving deeper.

First off I need to discuss something because it's been bothering me. I believe we have a cheater in our class. I've been spending alot of time researching this person and looking at their behavior and it's clear to me that they're definitely a cheater. Everything this person does is very suspicious and honestly, I'm quite surprised no one else has caught on to this. The person who I am referring to is our teacher, M.Noecker. After plenty of time in class studying his mannerisms and his behavior, it's quite clear that he is in fact not an actual teacher and that he cheated his way into the education system. Just look at examples he gives in class. Such as his work, his tests and even his way of helping us. Best example of this is when he explained how to do our research essays. What kind of qualified teacher would use the Advent of Robotics as a topic for an essay? Clearly, he has a fake teacher's degree.

Just look at his face. He knows what he did.

All joking aside, let's get onto the juicy stuff. My opinion. About the pros and cons and stuff. Because that's pretty important. After these few months, there's just too many cons about cheating that leads me to believe that it's useless. Surely you can cheat on a math test to get a good grade but, would you have actually learned how to do that equation that will definitely be used later in your life? Of course not because you simply looked at the answer instead of learning it. This applies to almost any skill. Whether it be, sports, video games or teaching. If you cheat your way you're not learning anything. You're not getting better at it either. You're better off putting in the long hours and hard work in order to achieve your dreams instead of taking the easy way out.

Another thing to remark is that, how would you feel if you found about someone who you respect for their accomplishments simply cheated their way through it? You would feel quite betrayed huh? Like, you wouldn't believe a word they say about any of their accomplishments after that. That really sucks. Personally I would rather people believe all my accomplishments and all the hard work that came with accomplishing them.

Finally, people who inject synthol. This annoys the hell out of me even if I don't personally use the gym. People who inject synthol look really freaking ripped and for good reason. The synthol simply makes them look big when in reality, they're weaker than a wet spaghetti noodle. Take this for example.

This video of a man that was injected with synthol versus a man almost half his weight with no injections. Even though the man with synthol looks ten times stronger than the man with no injections, the skinny kid still beats him. Why? Because he has actual muscle. This is a physical example of the effects of cheating. You lie about all your hard work, and then you face someone who actually did the work. And you know what? You lose.

Hope you guys enjoyed my blog post, as I had a lot of fun making them. And as always, um wait. I don't have an outro. Oh well.

How easy is it to cheat life?

This of course is a very interesting question. But this one question, raises alot of questions with varying answers. Personally, I believe that cheating life is very possible but it all depends on luck. For instance, the chances of surviving a lightning strike are 89-90%. But, the chances of getting hit by lightning in the first place are 1 in 960,000. So pretty much, if you're scared of getting struck by lightning, grow up you child.

Now I wanna talk about something that would completely change the way i'd live. If my heart suddenly stopped and I was dead for at least one minute and they were able to revive me, I would just consider the fact that I am reanimated and that I'm gonna die twice. Like, how crazy would that be? Technically, any who is revived is a zombie by definition. That definition being a dead body coming back to life. Modern medicine continues to amaze me.

Here is some spooky lightning hitting the ground.

Also, if I had a very nice tropical vacation in the islands of Hawaii or Dysfonctionnile or whatever, I would love to swim in the ocean. The tropical waters are so beautiful and nice to swim in but there's one downside too. The chance of drowning. Who knew that a couple pumps on one's chest could allow them to push water out of their bodies so that they could inhale oxygen and release carbon monoxide. Cheating life is so cool.

Pfft, water is delicious!

Another cool thing I wanna discuss is the tale of Phineas Gage. This guy was in charge of building railroads as an American Railroad Construction Foreman. But one day, this metal rod went completely through his skull, piercing his frontal lobe. Surprisingly, he survived the accident and the fact that a metal rod went completely through his skull and he lived, is amazing. Only downside though, is that the frontal lobe controls one's personality so this guy was completely different. I actually wish this would happen to me because my personality is non-existent, so maybe this new personality would get me some friends.

Well, being blind sucks. But having friends is better.

In the end, cheating life is completely possible but maybe it's a little hard to pull off. Other than that, it's super cool and in some cases, cheating life gets you more friends hopefully. Or maybe you become a zombie. Who knows?